Friday, April 23, 2004

I am the proud new inductee into the Prestigous and Ancient Society of the Fat, initiation ceremony occurring at the Sacred House of International Pancakes through the Laying on of Omlettes and Pancakes, followed by the Anointing with Ice Cream in a Waffle Cone at Newberry's.

I am truly honored to be a part of something bigger than myself. Emphasis on the bigger.